(Scene starts with TNG standing there, staring at Vezon)
TNG: That pet just ate our guide! You HAVE to keep it under control!
(Kardas growls from behind TNG)
Vezon: Yes, you do. (walks away)
Kaio: (walks in) Hey, TNG! We still have reinforcements from the Turaga!
TNG: Yeah, but we have no idea how to get to Stabbington, or how to remove him from the spirit chamber. Plus the Rahaga took another vacation.
Malignus: (floats in) I can help with that. I stole a few stuff from Makuta years ago, while I was in the Brotherhood.
Soran: Like what?
Malignus: A few weapons, a rubber duck, a teddy bear collection, and a map of the entire universe.
Gravity: Oddly convenient, that....
TNG: You stole these from Makuta himself? EVERY SINGLE ITEM WAS HIS EXCLUSIVE PROPERTY?
TNG: I will never look at him the same way again.
TNG: Oh yeah...I forgot. I'll never look at him at all.
TPH: I have an idea...but you'll have to give me chocolate milk.
Kaio: ...SAVE IT FOR AFTER THE ASSAULT.
TPH: Fine, fine. We could send Kardas to the Southern Continent without a leash.
TNG: What purpose would that serve--
Vezon: EXCELLENT idea! (Kardas flies off)
Soran: ...oh, this is going to work out just fine.
Stabbington: (interrupting the conversation) I HAVE BEEN SEVERELY DIMINISHED. MY POWERS ARE NO LONGER AT FULL. MY ARMY...IS DECIMATED! BUT I DO NOT GIVE UP! I AM SIR DOCTOR COUNT BARON DARK LORD MAKUTA GREAT SPIRIT STABBINGTON NUI--
TNG: SHUT UP ALREADY! YOU'RE OUT OF BOHROK!
Stabbington: ...You can defeat my armies. But I have learned the power of...THE FOURTH WALL! (Meteors rain down on the heroes)
Kaio: I have a few running jokes of my own! (blocks with couch) I'll hold him off! Go!
(The heroes except Kaio proceed to the Spirit Chamber)
Stabbington: You were foolish to challenge me here! Now, watch me delete your precious pie from the universe!
(TNG shoots cannon at Stabbington's spirit, to no effect)
Soran: We should scan Stabbington! He seems smarter now! We should know what we're up against!
MIY: (scans Stabbington, and scanner implodes)
TNG: ...IT IMPLODED...HE'S THAT SMART?!
MIY: No...that would cause it to EXPLODE. The opposite happened...
TNG: Yep. Same old Stabbington.
(Meteors crash down on the Toa Waffles, and Kaio is crushed by his own couch)
TNG: WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!
Vakama: (walks in) They have arrived! (Other Turaga walk in behind him and combine into Turaga Nui)
Turaga Nui: STABBINGTON, SPEAK UP SO I CAN HEAR YOU, SUPPLY KNITTING MATERIAL, GIVE ME A FOOT AND BACK MASSAGE, PREPARE TAPIOCA, AND GIVE ME COUGH MEDICINE...
MIY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TURAGA! (has a seizure and faints)
Turaga Nui: OR DIE! (destroys all the meteors with a Protodermis Blast)
(Lightning comes down and knocks out Turaga Nui, and meteors resume)
Gravity: Looks like...this is...the end...
Vezon: 3...2...1...(meteors stop)
(Scene changes to outside the MU, showing the great spirit robot clutching his stomach)
Stabbington: OW! OHH....ARGH! HOW...IS THIS POSSIBLE....URGH!
(Scene changes to an ordinary background, with Kardas blasting fire everywhere)
Stabbington: AAARGH! STOP THAT! YOU'RE GIVING ME INDIGESTION! NOOOOOOO!
TNG: STRIKE NOW! (All Toa Waffles pull out their weapons)
Stabbington: WAIT! I HAVE A CRAMP! DON'T!
TNG: FIRE! (All Toa Waffles fire on Stabbington's spirit, creating a Protodermis Explosion and destroying him)
(Scene fades away into the heroes back in TNG's house)
TNG: The day is won...but we haven't found Stabbington's body.
Kaio: Yeah...but he was a spirit, remember? No body to find.
Vezon: And Makuta was eaten, so no need to worry about him! (walks upward and away, ON AIR...)
Kardas: (lands in the panel, and stomach grumbles. He clutches his stomach and moans.)
Soran: Should we help him?
TNG: Nah...he'll be fine. Makuta was a bit heavy, that's all.