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(Scene starts with TNG standing there, staring at Vezon)

TNG: That pet just ate our guide! You HAVE to keep it under control!

(Kardas growls from behind TNG)

Vezon: Yes, you do. (walks away)

Kaio: (walks in) Hey, TNG! We still have reinforcements from the Turaga!

TNG: Yeah, but we have no idea how to get to Stabbington, or how to remove him from the spirit chamber. Plus the Rahaga took another vacation.

Malignus: (floats in) I can help with that. I stole a few stuff from Makuta years ago, while I was in the Brotherhood.

Soran: Like what?

Malignus: A few weapons, a rubber duck, a teddy bear collection, and a map of the entire universe.

Gravity: Oddly convenient, that....

TNG: You stole these from Makuta himself? EVERY SINGLE ITEM WAS HIS EXCLUSIVE PROPERTY?

Malignus: Yes.

TNG: I will never look at him the same way again.

Kardas: (burps)

TNG: Oh yeah...I forgot. I'll never look at him at all.

TPH: I have an idea...but you'll have to give me chocolate milk.

Kaio: ...SAVE IT FOR AFTER THE ASSAULT.

TPH: Fine, fine. We could send Kardas to the Southern Continent without a leash.

TNG: What purpose would that serve--

Vezon: EXCELLENT idea! (Kardas flies off)

Soran: ...oh, this is going to work out just fine.

Stabbington: (interrupting the conversation) I HAVE BEEN SEVERELY DIMINISHED. MY POWERS ARE NO LONGER AT FULL. MY ARMY...IS DECIMATED! BUT I DO NOT GIVE UP! I AM SIR DOCTOR COUNT BARON DARK LORD MAKUTA GREAT SPIRIT STABBINGTON NUI--

TNG: SHUT UP ALREADY! YOU'RE OUT OF BOHROK!

Stabbington: ...You can defeat my armies. But I have learned the power of...THE FOURTH WALL! (Meteors rain down on the heroes)

Kaio: I have a few running jokes of my own! (blocks with couch) I'll hold him off! Go!

(The heroes except Kaio proceed to the Spirit Chamber)

Stabbington: You were foolish to challenge me here! Now, watch me delete your precious pie from the universe!

(TNG shoots cannon at Stabbington's spirit, to no effect)

Soran: We should scan Stabbington! He seems smarter now! We should know what we're up against!

MIY: (scans Stabbington, and scanner implodes)

TNG: ...IT IMPLODED...HE'S THAT SMART?!

MIY: No...that would cause it to EXPLODE. The opposite happened...

TNG: Yep. Same old Stabbington.

(Meteors crash down on the Toa Waffles, and Kaio is crushed by his own couch)

TNG: WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!

Vakama: (walks in) They have arrived! (Other Turaga walk in behind him and combine into Turaga Nui)

Turaga Nui: STABBINGTON, SPEAK UP SO I CAN HEAR YOU, SUPPLY KNITTING MATERIAL, GIVE ME A FOOT AND BACK MASSAGE, PREPARE TAPIOCA, AND GIVE ME COUGH MEDICINE...

MIY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TURAGA! (has a seizure and faints)

Turaga Nui: OR DIE! (destroys all the meteors with a Protodermis Blast)

(Lightning comes down and knocks out Turaga Nui, and meteors resume)

Gravity: Looks like...this is...the end...

Vezon: 3...2...1...(meteors stop)

(Scene changes to outside the MU, showing the great spirit robot clutching his stomach)

Stabbington: OW! OHH....ARGH! HOW...IS THIS POSSIBLE....URGH!

(Scene changes to an ordinary background, with Kardas blasting fire everywhere)

Kardas: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Stabbington: AAARGH! STOP THAT! YOU'RE GIVING ME INDIGESTION! NOOOOOOO!

TNG: STRIKE NOW! (All Toa Waffles pull out their weapons)

Stabbington: WAIT! I HAVE A CRAMP! DON'T!

TNG: FIRE! (All Toa Waffles fire on Stabbington's spirit, creating a Protodermis Explosion and destroying him)

(Scene fades away into the heroes back in TNG's house)

TNG: The day is won...but we haven't found Stabbington's body.

Kaio: Yeah...but he was a spirit, remember? No body to find.

Vezon: And Makuta was eaten, so no need to worry about him! (walks upward and away, ON AIR...)

Kardas: (lands in the panel, and stomach grumbles. He clutches his stomach and moans.)

Soran: Should we help him?

TNG: Nah...he'll be fine. Makuta was a bit heavy, that's all.

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